Historical and statistical analysis have proven only one thing: there will (much more than likely) forever be persistence in my current state of singlehood, and I am unable to change this. Let me elaborate.
"forever be a persistence in my current state of singlehood" - Shurlz.
Yes, I am apparently narcissistic enough to quote myself, and apparently, I must use "apparently" in every article.
Anyhoo, the reason I say this is simple.
At the time of the writing of this article, I'm 26. I estimate the time of my actually trying to get a girlfriend at around when I was 18 or so. This means that for the last EIGHT years I have experienced nothing but failure in this regard. I'm not talking inability to find a life partner here. I'm talking about the inability to find an actual girlfriend. Based on what I observe in the real world, I have to come to the conclusion that a guy finding a girlfriend is amongst the most basic and easy to accomplish of male functions. What person would do anything that fails for eight years? Learning a musical instrument, learning a trade, a skill, doing a course at a university? Finding a girlfriend should take much less time than any of these things. I have to assume that failure in this regard for this length of time would mean that I currently have an inherent inability to decrypt the girlfriend puzzle.
"I am unable to change this" - Shurlz
Quoting myself again.
What I mean by this is that there are things that my conscience won't allow me to do. However, those are the things that it seems that I have to do to get a girlfriend. Things like being able to be a jerk-who's-not-really-a-jerk-who-can-once-in-a-while-not-be-a-jerk-and-show-a-little-improvement-to-give-her-hope-that-I'm-changing type of person. Say what you want, ladies, but for the vast (over 99%) majority of you, nice guys are boring, and non-nice guys are exciting. Also, complaining about not being able to find nice guys is exciting.
Therefore, since I cannot be exciting to actual women as I am, and I can't change who I am, I withdraw from the game. Shurlz, retired at 26 due to a rejection-related injury.
Sigh. (No real conclusion here, I guess)
consider this...the word is full of happy couples, soulmates even, who only met after many years even decades of searching. Patience young grasshopper ;)
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What is wrong with you? Like I said before, the right one will come along, listen! what you should do is lime a little more, go to fountions (religious) make lots of friends, make yourself seem open to everyone and everything, do not appear as if you're desperate need of a relationship, just be happy with yourself, surely some girl/s will see that and admire what you love!!!
ReplyDeleteCome on.....Just be yourself and love life as it comes, dont feel depress, be happy for others and surely soon enough they'll feel the same for you!!!
Sajibaby
What is wrong with you? Like I said before, the right one will come along, listen! what you should do is lime a little more, go to fountions (religious) make lots of friends, make yourself seem open to everyone and everything, do not appear as if you're desperate need of a relationship, just be happy with yourself, surely some girl/s will see that and admire what you love!!!
ReplyDeleteCome on.....Just be yourself and love life as it comes, dont feel depress, be happy for others and surely soon enough they'll feel the same for you!!!
Sajibaby
u think you are givin advice he hasnt heard before?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be nice if you fought on and finally got thru? To be gratefull for all those long years searching and searching? It makes the taste of success sweeter. The only way you truely fail to find what u are looking for is if u call off the search. Plus If u didn't believe your mate existed, you wouldn't have been searching in the first place...so its not like an illusion or anything. Struggle is the way of all life on this EARTH...fish struggle upstream, spawn and pass on. The some battles have been lost and enemy territory remain, the battle is not over unless you surrender.
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